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综合球星
2026-01-28
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shuō pǔ tōng huà

说普通话

　　yì tiān，běi jīng de lǐng dǎo qù dì fāng jiǎn

　　一天，北京的开云娱乐领导去地方检

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　　chá gōng zuò。 dāng dì shì zhǎng ná chū yí gè xī

　　查工作。当地市长拿出一个西

　　guā gěi lǐng dǎo chī。tā bǎ xī guā qiē chéng yí

　　瓜给领导吃。他把西瓜切成一

　　piàn piàn de，ná le yí kuài dà piàn de gěi lǐng

　　片片的，拿了开云体育一块大片的给领

　　dǎo，shuō：“lǐng dǎo，nǐ chī dà biàn，wǒ chī

　　导，说： “领导，你吃大便，我吃

　　xiǎo biàn！”lǐng dǎo xià le yí tiào。

　　小便！” 领导吓了一跳。

　　yuán lái，nà gè dì fāng yǒu fāng yán，shì

　　原来，那个地方有方言，市

　　zhǎng fēn bù qīng hé de fā yīn。tā běn lái

　　长分不清“b”和“p”的发音。他本来

　　xiǎng shuō “nǐ chī dà piàn，wǒ chī xiǎo piàn”，

　　想说 “你吃大片，我吃小片”，

　　jié guǒ shuō chéng le “nǐ chī dà biàn，wǒ chī

　　结果说成了 “你吃大便，我吃

　　xiǎo biàn”。

　　小便”。

Funny story

　　Distinguishing Between “b” and “p”

Speaking Standard Mandarin

　　One day, a leader from Beijing visited a region to inspect their work. The local mayor brought out a watermelon for the leader to eat.He cut the watermelon into thin slices,picked up a large slice and gave it to the leader saying:” Leader, you eat poop, I’ll eat pee!开云网站”The leader jumped with fright.

　　It turns out they spoke with dialect in that area ,and the mayor couldn’t clearly pronounce “b” and “p”. He had wanted to say “ You eat the large slice, I’ll eat the small slice.” but that became “ You eat poop, I’ll eat pee”.

　　普通话 pǔ tōng huà Mandarin Standard Chinese HSK4

　　领导 lǐng dǎo Leader boss HSK5

　　检查 jiǎn chá inspection to examine HSK3

　　当地 dāng dì local HSK5

　　拿出 ná chū To Take out to put out

　　拿 ná to hold to take HSK3

　　吓 xià to frighten to scare HSK 5

　　吓了一跳 xià le yí tiào jumped with fright

　　原来 yuán lái original former HSK4

　　地方 dì fāng region local HSK3

　　方言 fāng yán dialect HSK6

　　分 fēn to divide to separate to distribute HSK3